For
me, one of the oddest moments of the primaries came when I wasn’t
even attending an event. I had gone to the grocery store, and stopped
at a light on my way out of the parking lot. I looked down at my steering
wheel for a second, and when I looked up I saw the three little pigs
driving
down the street. I blinked hard, and then watched the pigs pull into
the gas station where I was headed. The biggest pig was a pink van with
pig
ears, rump and tail. It was towing a trailer with a medium sized pig
on it, which was hooked up to a small pig that had wheels for feet.
The pigs were protesting the amount of money spent on military and defense
spending. As I pulled up to the pump next to them, I planned to say, ‘That
must be a real gas hog,’ but refrained, as the driver and passenger
had quite a sour expression on their faces and did not appear to possess
any sense
of humor (which I really think should be a prerequisite to driving the three
little pigs around New Hampshire).
This brings me to my favorite guilty pleasure of the primaries and political
events in general - Protesters. The all time best came several years ago
when a group came to protest at UNH the induction of a gay Episcopalian
minister.
Apparently there were not enough Episcopal churches in the area, so they
decided to protest at the local Catholic and Baptist churches. Years
have passed since
this incident, and I still laugh thinking about these people who traveled
from miles and miles away, protesting the Episcopalians outside the
Baptist church.
The poor Baptists seated in the pews for Sunday worship had to be wondering
why in the world protesters were picketing their church that morning.